Diving out of the way of another barrage
of those weird blasts, Ryan decided that it was time to go after
the guy who was shooting at him—the same guy whom Sho had once
insisted was his friend, though he seemed to have either changed
his mind or decided to think about whatever it was that was
bothering him later. There were a lot of bug-people in the air
around them, so Sho had flown off to deal with them. There were
also some bat-guys along for the chase; he’d taken a few of them
down himself, but it was mostly Sho dealing with them.
Of course, now that he was going
to pick a fight with the guy who’d started all the shit they
were in, the bats and the bugs were probably going to start
going after him
now. Well, nothing for it, I
guess. Time to bust some more heads.
Diving out of the sky, Ryan had to swerve quite a few times to
keep from getting pulverized by those blasts that Sho’s old
buddy was slinging. He’d seen what they could do to concrete and
asphalt, and he had no desire to find out if the Guyver he was
wearing was tougher than those.
Landing on the balls of his feet, Ryan
rushed the armored nutjob currently firing at Sho. Of course,
this drew said armored nutjob’s attention directly to him, but
there was really no way to avoid that. Besides, it took his
focus off Sho, and that was generally a good thing, or so Ryan
hoped.
"Hey, Sir-blast-a-lot!" Ryan challenged,
firing one of his own blasts at the guy’s head. "You got a beef,
take it up with me!"
The nutjob didn’t answer—at least,
not verbally, anyway. He did
fire another barrage of those weirdly similar-looking blasts at
him, and then another one after that. None of them connected,
though; Ryan made sure of that.
"Is
that
the best you can do?!"
"Well, if you want something
different-!"
Armored Boy made a motion that
suggested he was karate-chopping the air, and Ryan would have
laughed at him except for one thing. One large thing. One large,
green, glowing, crescent-shaped thing that was
heading right at him!
Ryan didn’t know exactly what it would
do if it hit him, but he was in no hurry to find out. That thing
was obviously not of the good.
"Nice moon-shot," Ryan laughed after
he’d managed to get the hell out of the way. "Looks like you
missed, though."
"I might have missed
you,"
he said, grinning in that not entirely sane way that really put
Ryan on edge.
"Wha-?"
Turning to look over his shoulder,
Ryan found that the blast was still traveling. And now it was
heading straight for Sho.
Fuck. Even as he made a
beeline for Sho, who was still fighting the flying bat-and-bug
squad, Ryan suspected that he wouldn’t make it to Sho in time to
shove him out of the way.
+Sho, move it! You’re right in the way
of some- I don’t know what the hell it is, but it’s coming at
you, and I don’t think it’s a good thing! Get out of there!+
Ryan saw Sho turn his head slightly,
then dart out of the way of the incoming blast. It was a good
thing he did, too, since the next thing Ryan saw was that
selfsame blast carving through the bat and bug guys like a knife
through warm butter. One of them had been sliced completely in
half; the two pieces were rotting even as they fell through the
air.
Ryan really doubted they’d be anything
more than a liquid by the time they hit the ground; or rather
splattered all over it. But his problem was in front of him, and
it really needed dealing with, so Ryan turned back to
armored-boy.
"Murakami-san!" Sho shouted, and then
started babbling something in Japanese that Ryan didn’t catch.
And then the armored wacko answered in
kind. He was still laughing, something that Ryan had learned to
associate with things that were not of the good.
+Are you ever going to tell me
what you two are talking about, or am I just going to have to
keep guessing?+ Ryan asked,
starting to get annoyed. +Why
the hell are you talking to him anyway? He’s the one trying to
kill us, moron!+
+Ryan, I-+
+Well, what is it? What’s going on with
you, anyway?+
+Mr. Murakami was my friend, and I just-
I want-+
+Yeah? You want what?+
+I want to know why.+
+Fair enough,+
Ryan said. +Still, when you’re
fighting, it’s not a good time to think about things like that.+
+I know. But I- I just- I don’t think I
can-+
+No worries, Sho. I’ll take on the big
guy if you can’t.+
+Thank you, Ryan.+
Just before he turned away to deal with
the armored nutjob the way he’d promised Sho he would, Ryan
looked back over his shoulder to see what Sho was going to do.
As it turned out, Sho was getting back to fighting the bats and
the bugs. There were only a few of them left, so that was good.
That meant that there was a better than average chance that the
two of them would be able to get the hell out of here soon, and
that was a very good thing as far as Ryan was concerned.
Of course, before they could do
any getting the hell out of anywhere, he’d have to deal with the
irate, trigger-happy whackjob who had – presumably – started
this whole thing. And that meant that he was going to have to
think up some new moves; this guy seemed like he could shrug off
most of what Ryan could throw at him.
Most,
because Ryan was getting some impressions from his Guyver
again—impressions that suggested that this armor of his had
something else up its proverbial sleeve.
"Are you the one who’s going to
fight me now?" he asked, still grinning and looking like he was
sizing up a juicy cut of steak. Ryan wasn’t too fond of the
comparison. "Pity. I would have thought Sho would have at least
tried
to meet me head-on. We are old friends, after all."
"You’re trying to
kill
him, you demented, obsessive-compulsive, sociopathic loony,"
Ryan drawled. "I think he’d want to stay as far away from you as
he possibly could; I know I would. And don’t try to feed me that
bullshit about you guys being friends, cause there’s no way in
hell that I’m going to buy that line.
Old friends
wouldn’t be trying to murder each other."
"Well, it seems that you have quite a
few things figured out," Jonny Dementiod said, again flashing
that crazed grin at him. "Do you think that any of it will help
you survive?"
"Anything’s possible," Ryan said calmly,
wondering where this conversation was going.
This guy didn’t really seem like the
type to be so chatty with someone who he was trying to kill.
Then again, he didn’t really seem all that stable either, so
maybe this was just his way of blowing off steam before he
started blowing off limbs. In that case, he was perfectly
welcome to go fuck himself with the nearest jagged, pointy,
and/or obscenely huge object.
"Indeed," the psychopath said, still
grinning like a demented death’s head.
"What’s your name, anyway?" Ryan
asked, both because he was genuinely curious and he wanted the
nutball to stop grinning
already. "I can’t just keep calling you ‘hey you’ while I’m
beating the ever-loving crap out of you, you know?"
"My name – though ordinarily I would say
that it is none of your business, Guyver – is Imakarum
Mirabilis."
"Huh," Ryan scoffed. "I could have
sworn
Sho told me your name was Murakami. What happened? Freak
misspelling accident?"
"Masaki Murakami is
dead,
and Sho is a sentimental, weak-willed little fool," crazy-guy –
or Imakarum, though Ryan doubted he was ever going to actually
call
him that; he was just really fun to bait – growled, seeming
pretty well pissed off.
"Wow, I gotta tell you I never really
took you for a zombie," Ryan said, chuckling at the look on
Imakarum’s face.
The Crescent Moon of Death aimed at his
head let Ryan know that he’d pissed the guy off on an epic
scale. Definitely not of the good.
Taking a couple seconds to make sure
that Sho wasn’t behind him again, Ryan dodged and then lunged in
quick succession. Imakarum the Loony was caught off-guard,
happily enough, and Ryan was able to slam his fist into the
guy’s face. Of course, he ended up getting thrown into the
ground for his trouble, but it was really fun in spite of that.
+Ryan! Are you all right?+
+Yeah, Sho, I’m fine. I’m just a little
grounded at the moment.+
Leaping backwards just as the Mother of
all Lasers slammed into the crater where he’d been standing,
Ryan flew back into the air to confront Imakarum again.
"So I see you managed to survive again,"
Imakarum growled.
"You didn’t think you could get
rid of me that
easily, did you?" Ryan laughed—the
pissy look on Imakarum’s face was just too funny.
"One could hope," he spat.
Before Ryan could start attacking again,
or tell Captain Crazy just where he could stick his hope,
Imakarum dove forward. Bending at the waist like he was in a
limbo contest, Ryan managed to just avoid the punch that the
crazy flying guy had aimed at him. Ryan had a feeling that this
fight he’d just stepped into wasn’t going to be over quickly.
Well, ain’t that just fucking great.