Still, Ryan wasn’t quite sure what
to make of the place he’d somehow gotten stuck in, other than
the fact that it was huge and stuffed with the kinds of people
that he usually went out of his way to avoid. The
business-suited types weren’t as much of a concern to him as the
guys in the stupid-looking helmets; they were all uniformly
buff, and they had the look of some of the dumber bruisers that
he’d been subjected to back at school. Some of the guys in the
business suits were pretty damn huge, though, and Ryan
definitely didn’t want to get on the wrong side of one of them.
Still, he wanted out
of this weird place, and if that meant that he’d have to find a
way to get past a bunch of Neanderthals, then so be it.
Stepping out into the hallway with the
air of someone who knew what the hell he was doing and pushing a
cart laden with supplies, Ryan set his mind to searching for a
good place to make a break from. There weren’t so many people in
this area, just a few of those lab-coated scientist-types that
he’d been seeing more and more of since even before he’d ducked
into the closet to escape the crazies that’d been tailing him.
Those types Ryan felt he actually had a chance of taking on, if
not for the fact that they could probably call up an entire goon
squad to come done on him.
So no beating up the scientists
for information, Crouger. We’re going to have to find another
way to go about this. What
that other way was, though, Ryan wasn’t quite sure yet. He’d
find it, though; he’d find it, and then he’d be able to leave
this place and everything in it behind.
There
was
still the niggling question of just why these guys wanted him,
out of all the people in the hospital Mom had taken him to.
Oh, shit! Mom! I didn’t even
know how these guys managed to pick
me
out of a crowd; but if they went after me, then that means that
she could be stuck in this hellhole too. Okay; calming down.
Thinking back. Ryan took a
series of deep breaths to try and do just that.
First up, Mom never went into the
hospital with me. She apologized, but she said she had work to
get done. That’s good; probably means she didn’t end up getting
dragged out here. Wherever the hell ‘here’ turns out to be.
Feeling a slight twinge in his back, up by his shoulders, Ryan
paused for a moment to think. That, whatever it was, hadn’t felt
like an itch of any kind.
In fact, if Ryan had been asked to
put a name on what he was feeling at the moment…
Oh, hell, don’t tell me—I’m developing some kind of
Spider-sense. Didn’t know I could spontaneously jump into comic
books. Or maybe I just passed a signpost while I was out and
nobody bothered to tell me.
Smirking, Ryan turned and started heading in the direction that
the call seemed to be coming from.
Maybe there was something there that
could help him. In any case, if he didn’t find out just what was
giving him those weird vibes, he’d go crazy wondering about it.
The feeling seemed to be coming
from somewhere ahead of him and off to his right, though Ryan
wasn’t entirely sure how far away the source of his amorphous
feeling
was. The sense he was getting from… wherever the hell he was
getting it wasn’t being too forthcoming about any kind of
location. So that meant that he was going to have to hunt it
down all by his lonesome.
Hunt down the source of a vaguely
directional "sense" with the large amount of goons that whoever
was in charge of this mondo-bizarro place had no doubt sicced on
him once they’d gotten word that he’d escaped from whatever it
was that they’d had planned for him. It should make things
interesting, at least. Yeah,
really interesting; trying to keep my ass from being made by
guys more than twice my size who look like they eat nails for
breakfast. And I don’t mean the finger kind. Well, here’s to not
getting caught.
Pulling his denim cap down tighter over
his mass of bright, extremely obvious red hair, Ryan set off
again. The hallway he was in seemed to be empty for the moment,
but that could change really fast, as Ryan was completely aware,
so he kept his eyes forward and his head down as he pushed the
service cart he’d appropriated from the janitor’s closet when
he’d snagged the uniform. He also found himself wishing for a
pair of sunglasses—not only were the fluorescent lights starting
to give him a headache, but this place was strange enough that
he wanted to get as close a look as he could at it. If his eyes
had been hidden by a pair of dark, polarized shades, he could
have looked around to his heart’s content and no one would have
been the wiser as long as he didn’t turn his head too often. As
things stood now, though, he couldn’t.
He was supposed to be acting the part of
someone who worked here—someone who knew what was what—and
gawking like an idiot at everything he saw would have really
spoiled the illusion, so Ryan reined himself in. It wasn’t
really all that hard: he just kept reminding himself that no
matter how freakily interesting this place was, he wanted to get
the hell out before someone caught him. That was enough to curb
any curiosity on his part.
Once they had made it to the spare
room—only one room for the three of them—there was the matter of
deciding who was going to take the bed. Howard had been
surprised that Aptom had even decided to stay with them in the
first place, but their fellow Lost Unit had the air of someone
who was doing something just to be annoying.
"Okay, so the giant cat can curl
up on the floor," Aptom said, grinning and pointing at him.
"’Freezer here can find some place to cool
his
heels, and I’ll take that nice, cozy bed there."
"Who died and made you Overlord?" Howard
demanded. "And why are you even taking the bed, anyway? You said
you didn’t sleep."
"Well, given the fact that I
ate
the last guy, I figured you wouldn’t want to get into a fight
with me," Aptom stepped closer, grinning like the sadistic
maniac he was. "Of course, if you really
want
to make an issue of where I lay down tonight, you’re welcome to
it."
"All right, stop it, you two," Toshiaki
said, firmly putting himself between Aptom and Howard before any
fists – or assorted other body parts – could start flying. "That
bed’s a King, so that means that all of us should be able to fit
on it comfortably."
"You honestly expect me to share a
bed with two guys?"
Aptom ridiculed. "You’ve got to be kidding me."
"Why don’t you just think of us as
fellow Lost Units," Howard mocked, smirking in the same manner
that Aptom had when they’d first met.
"Fine," Aptom said, still grinning in
that creepy way he’d been doing on and off throughout the day.
"But if you guys snore, I’m eating your heads."
"What?!" Toshiaki exclaimed, obviously
shocked.
"If either of you two snores, then
I,"
Aptom pointed to himself, "will
eat—"
He made a lunging, chomping motion. "your
heads."
"You don’t have to patronize us,"
Howard growled. "We’re not
stupid."
"Oh? You sure about that?"
Before Howard could come up with a
suitably crushing retort, Toshiaki stepped in and shoved them
apart again. "Will you two just knock it off already? Go take a
shower, Howard; it’ll make you feel better. And Aptom, go do…
something else. All right?"
"Fine," Howard said, shrugging and
leaving the room.
He really was grateful to Toshiaki for
dealing with Aptom, since all he could seem to do was get angry
at the guy. Then again, Aptom did seem to be going out of his
way to provoke them. Maybe this was how he got those other
Zoanoids to attack him, which would make sense, since most
Zoanoids weren’t stupid enough to attack someone who was so
obviously stronger and meaner than they.
And likewise, the Zoalords weren’t
likely to send their troops after something that literally
ate
Zoanoids. Then again, maybe he was reading too much into the
situation. Maybe Aptom was just a jerk, and that was all there
was to it.
As he opened the door to the bathing
area and closed it behind him, Howard took a deep breath and
blew it out slowly. Now wasn’t the time to think about Aptom
anymore. Now it was time for him to have a nice, warm shower and
forget about his troubles for the rest of the day. As he
stripped, tossing his clothes into a convenient hamper, Howard
put all the thoughts of Chronos, of Aptom, of the Guyvers, and
of what their strategy was going to have to be out of his mind.
He was just going to enjoy himself now,
let the hot water wash over him as he cleaned himself and forget
for as long as he could what he was. Forget the fact that he was
a refugee rebel; forget that if anyone outside the apartment saw
him, he would be hunted down and dragged back to Chronos for
interrogation and "orderly disposal". As he turned the water on
and adjusted it to his preferred temperature, he shuddered.
That
particular euphemism was far too kind to describe what Chronos
did when they were finished interrogating someone. Being tossed
– still alive and screaming – into the incinerator chute that
all of the Chronos bases Howard had ever worked at came equipped
with, was only orderly in the sense that it didn’t leave any
remains behind. But he wasn’t supposed to be thinking about
things like that right now, Howard reminded himself.
He was just going to take a shower, and
then he was going to go to bed. In the same bed with Aptom, the
same guy who had tried to eat him when they first met. Sighing
under the stream of hot water he was standing in, Howard
reminded himself that things were going to be all right.
Probably. Aptom knew that he didn’t work for Chronos anymore, so
there would be no reason for him to try to eat him again.
Probably.
That’s one too many probabilities
for my taste, but I guess I’ll just have to soldier on through.
The same way I always did… back then.
As Howard lathered up his hair for the first time, he got the
slightly uncomfortable feeling that he was being watched. But
that was stupid—no one would be watching him while he was in the
shower. None of the people in this house were the type to peep
in on someone when they were in the shower.
When Howard looked down, feeling
something sliding over his abdominal muscles, he saw the right
hand and arm of a well-built person wrapped around him.
What the… who the hell would be
walking in on my shower, and who’d be… licking the back of my
neck?!? Grabbing the offender
around the waist and throwing him out of the shower, Howard
turned to yell at the pervert who’d been trying to molest him.
Said pervert turned out to be Aptom,
which really had to be the worst kind of joke that fate had
played on him in awhile.
"Get out, you sick, psychotic pervert!
What the hell did you think you were doing?!"
Laughing hysterically as he left the
room, Aptom didn’t say a word. Fuming, Howard went back to
lathering his hair. He’d get Aptom for that later.