Kenny got the car started. The three
figures coming out of the woods stopped. One said "He thinks he
can get away should we give him a head start?"
Karen Chechoff was feeling uneasy about
the situation. She was a protoZoalord and if she did well on the
job she was assigned to here she would be made a full zoalord.
Her powers were already above those of your average proto
zoalord but still below the power of a full one. But at the rate
this was going with the new Ultra Zoanoid running amok she may
never become a full zoalord. She looked at Dr Carver and said
"Are you sure it was wise to send only three hyper zoanoids
after him. I doubt even hyper zoanoids could stand up to an
ultra zoanoid."
Dr. Carver said "Our test subject has no
memory of transforming because when he ran amok before that
cloned control metal we put in him went into defence mode for
some unknown reason. But my point is he has no memory of
changing. The only way he’ll change now is if it’s triggered
accidentally. To trigger it accidentally he would need to be in
a great deal of stress. Why don’t you tell those hyper zoanoids
to capacitate him quickly before that can happen.
Karen sent a telepathic message to the
hyper zoanoids "All right you three! You need to capacitate him
before he can react to being captured understand? If you come
back without him you know what I’ll do to you!"
The leader of the group said "All right
transform! We need to get the test subject back if you guys
intend to keep your heads!" Zerabebuth, Thancrus, Pandyne! They
transformed into their hyper zoanoid forms.
Kenny was speeding down the road naked.
A police man was waiting behind a billboard for unsuspecting
speeders. As soon as Kennys truck went by about 25 mph over the
speed limit he came out to chase after him. Suddenly the police
car was lifted into the air and hurled about 20 feet as a
Creature with lobster like skin texture and three antennae’s
sticking out of it head shouted "out of my way punk!" Kenny saw
this in his rear view mirror and stepped on the gas! Zerabebuth
did a summersault and landed in front of the truck stopping it.
Kenny was still stepping on the gas but Zerababuth lifted up the
truck and fliped it over. Thancrus sliced open the door with his
vibro sword. PanaDyne reached in and grabbed him. Kenny
screaming being held up in the air by a creature out of his
worst nightmares began to feel an odd sensation coming over him.
He seemingly exploded sending PanaDyne hurling 10 feet in the
air. Where Kenny once stood was now a huge glowing beetle like
creature. PanaDyne shouted "Damn he changed! Eat this!" A huge
spray of liquid explosives splattered all over him. It exploded
but didn’t faze him. Not even a scratch. Seemingly unaware of
his transformation he knocked PanaDynes head off with one blow.
Zerababuth and Thancrus jumped back into the forest. Kenny
suddenly came to a realisation. He had changed! "W-what happened
to me?? NOOOOOOOOOOO I’ve turned into some kind of a bug!
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH ! This has got to be some sort
of dream!" He began to shrink down all the non-human body-parts
retracted inside him. Naked steam poured from all the pores of
his body. Kenny saw his truck lying on its side with the door
ripped off. He managed to push it back over and drove away.
Dr. Carver was in his private office a
voice came out of the shadows two beaming red eyes stared at
him. Dr Carver said "Chikiri! I-I wasn’t expecting you!" The
being known as Chikiri said in a raspy ghostly voice "The new
ultra zoanoid is out of control. This doesn’t work in the best
interest of our plans. I want you to initiate phase two in order
to put an end to this!" Dr. Carver said " You mean the
introduction of the Avatar bio booster zoa type! That would be
at least a decade ahead of what Chronos would suspect of even
their most brilliant scientist! that new protozoalord Karen
Chechoff is already suspicious what do we do if she gets to
close?" Chikiri said "I wouldn’t worry about her I have
everything accounted for. If she does find out you know what to
do."
Dr Carver responded simply "Yes...
Yes I do!"
Kenny reached his apartment and knocked
on the door. His roommate Dilbert Coalman opened the door and
shouted "ARE YOU CRAZY YOUR NAKED!!!!!!" Kenny embarrassed said
"Oh you’ve noticed now let me in! There’s people stareing at
me!" Dilbert said "All right... Say how did you get naked?"
Kenny said "Errr... a kangaroo stole my cloths." Dilbert
answered "Yeah right a kangaroo! You wanna hear what I think? I
think you were with someone and when you weren’t paying
attention she took your cloths and left!"
Kenny was getting pretty ticked off at
Dilbert and was beginning to feel the changes coming over him.
"Kenny said " Uhh I’ve got to go to the bathroom!" Kenny ran in
the bathroom and shut the door. Dilbert noticed as he ran in a
little steam was coming off his skin. As soon as he got in the
bathroom his skin split open and he seemingly exploded into a
giant glowing insectoid. His antler like horns smashed into the
roof. "Awww man Dilberts not going to like what happened to the
ceiling! Wait.... The others their nearby I can sense them! I’d
better get out of here!" Dilbert heard a crash in the bathroom.
He opened up the door to find a hole in the ceiling
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH! the ceiling!" Dilbert lost his balance
and fell over. He opened his eyes to see two creatures standing
over him. one said "Tell us where he went!" Dilbert said "Uhhh
heheheeh... This must be dream! Uhh yeah that’s it! None of this
is real!" Zerabebuth flung him across the room with such force
he cracked the wall when he hit it. Thancrus said "Now listen
very carefully..."
Kenny in his zoaform sat up in a large
tree. On a far hill Diana Springer watched the glowing insectoid
in the tree through her binoculars. This was a type she didn’t
recognise. It must be new.
Kenny looked at his arm "This lumpy
thing feels hollow!" The white pod on his arm popped open when
the thought occurred that it was hollow. "It looks like a weapon
of some sort. When I willed it to open it opened. I wonder if I
can make it fire." He concentrated on firing and pointed at a
large boulder. Three dark crackling balls flew forth from it
demolishing the boulder. Diana Springer dropped her binoculars
when she saw this and exclaimed "Bbbut how?? did it do that?!?
This is no ordinary zoanoid I’d better follow it and take him
off guard."
Zerababuth was up on the roof with
Dilbert crammed inside a large garbage can. Zerababuth said "All
right I’ll ask you one more time! Where did he go?"
Inside the garbage can Dilbert was
crying " I-I-I ddont know anything I-I’m just a normal guy!"
Thaneceus giggled "Just a normal guy eh? Well I don’t know to
many normal guys who keep posters in their room that have naked
pictures of Newt Gingritch on them!" Dilbert said "What kind of
an interrogation is this your just making fun of me now!"
Thancrus said "I guess were just getting bored since your friend
hasn’t shown up yet. How’s about we play a little game! Like
Pinata!" They strung the garbage can up in a tree and Thancrus
took a swipe at it. His blade easily penetrated and cut Dilberts
leg. Dilbert screamed in agony! Thancrus kept on poking at him
causing him to scream more. Thancrus laughed " What’s the
matter? I think the last thing I’ll show you before you die is
that Newt Gingritch poster in your room!" This added insult to
injury it was to much for Dilbert to take. He said "I may die
but at least I’ll go down fighting." He tried to punch Thancrus.
He opened his eyes and Trancrus lay dead on the roof. Behind him
stood a huge glowing creature that bore a resemblance to a giant
scarab beetle. Zerababuth said "So you finally showed yourself!
You puny insect Ill crush you!" Zerababuth ran at XechTorr who
caught his fist smashing it. Zerababuth screamed as he brought
his fist down on his head crushing him like an insect!"
Zerababuth and Thancrus both dissolved. Dilbert said "Uhhhnn..."
and he fainted.
Diana Springer readied her weapons to
attack this new zoanoid.
Karen Chechoff walked into Dr. Carvers
lab and said "As you know this isn’t the only brantch of Cronos
working on Ultra Zoanoids. Cronos Russia is sending its
prototype here to deal with our problem."
Dr. Carver " Slapped his hand on his
face in frustration and said "No one else knows ho to make an
Ultra Zoanoid! That so called Ultra Zoanoid your sending here is
actualy just a really fancie hyper zoanoid! It won’t stand a
chance! You need to create the next type I designed, the Avatar
Ultra Zoanoid!"
Karen Chechoff said "I would hate for
Cronos to lose a mind as brilliant as yours. If the Russian
Ultra Zoanoid fails I’ll give you one more chance. But if you
fail after that you know what I’ll have to do!"
Dilbert woke up to see a glowing
creature that resembled a scarab beetle starring down on him.
Dilbert screamed "Arrrgghhh it wasnt a dream!" The glowing
beatle like creature said "Easy there man! It’s me!" Dilbert
responded "Uhhh me who?" The glowing beatle said "Man your
dense! It’s me Kenny!I can turn into this thing for some reasone
and I don’t know why!" Dilbert got a funny look on his face and
said "Errr your voice sounds differnt to.." Diana targeted the
insectoid who stood over the human. She fired her rail gun and a
spure flew out about half the speed of light punctureing
XechTorrs armor and comeing out the other side. Kenny said
"Errrgh... what now?" a figure clad in shining silver armour
flew up into a tree she wore a jet pack and toted a strange
looking gun. Her face was conceild by a strange helmet. Dilbert
observed "It’s not another one of those monsters! I think thats
a human and from the proportions it looks like a woman. XechTorr
said "Very observant of you now get down she’s about to shoot
again!" But this time the gravity weapon on his waist glowed and
the rail gun spure stopped in mid air about 3 feet from his
chest. Then it just fell to the ground. The worst Zoanoid Diana
had ever combated was a zerababuth type. This was totally
unexpected to go up against something this powerful. A voice
that had the same tone as a noise an insect might make emitted
from the strange Zoanoid below "Your a good shot! Now lets see
how good you are at dodging!" The pods on his arms and legs
opend along with the largest in between his two horns. 13
pressure cannon shots came out. Diana turned on her jet pack and
got out of the tree as it was completely torn apart. The
pressure cannon shots kept on going takeing out a good chunk of
forest.
The mysterious attacker fired a sonic
gun. The sound waves caused Dilberts glasses to break and
brought both of them to their knees. She increased the out put
and they fell over unconcious. A little more and it would have
killed Dilbert. But she didnt want to kill any humans so she
didnt. She walked over to move Dilbert out of the way when she
was lifted in the air by her ankle. XechTorr said "Just fooling!
I was awake all the time!" Diana tried to shoot her rail gun but
he crushed it. "Ill take this to!" he ripped off her Jetpack and
smashed it under his foot.
Diana said "I may die but I’ll still go
down fighting! She pulled out a sword and whacked him with it. A
high voltage charge went through the sword electrocuting him.
XechTorr fell to his knees and Diana got down. She pulled out a
canister of nerve gas. A crackling black ball shot out of the
pressure cannon by his antlers. When it hit thi can it
dissapeard. The wasnt even any nerve gas left. What ever those
black balls were they took whatever they hit somewhere else they
didn’t just destroy it.
Dr Carver watching said "So they met up
with our little pest. She doesn’t seem to realise those black
balls are actualy tiney wormholes!"
Diana said "All right you win now finish
it!" Kenny said "Huh?!?" Diana said I know what you intend to do
your going to turn me into one of those things I’d rather die!"
Kenny said "Oh you think were with those
other guys! Well were not!"
Diana said "That’s impossible! They have
some sort of mind control over all zoanoids! They cant go
renegade! No matter how bad they want to..." "I have!"
"You lie! This is just another trick!"
"No it’s not!" said a mysterious voice
comeing from the bushes. It was a Zoanoid that looked like a
cross between Gaster, Enzyme and Somlom. It fired a missile on
the end of the missle was a vibro blade! It penetrated Deep into
XechTorrs exoskeliton! Then an explosive inside detonated
blowing a chunk out of him.
Another Zoanoid of the same type as this
jumped out from another tree. There were two of them. He chraged
all 13 pressure cannons! Most missed except the largest one by
his antlers witch hit home takeing the arm off one of them. It
seemed olblivious to it’s arm being blown off and laughed"
Hahahahah! An arm for an arm!He fired a missile it hit XechTorrs
arm and exploded into a strange goo. "That goo organically bonds
to any organic objects it touches" XechTorrs Arm was stuck to a
tree. "Now were going to tear you apart you little maggot!"
XechTorr ripped the tree out of the ground. He impaled one of
the Russian Ultra Zoanoids with it driving it through him like a
stack. XechTorr broke his arm free. A vibro blade extended from
it choping off one of the missile launchers. The liquid
explosive sprayed all over the place. But it didnt mix with the
other pack so it didnt kill him. He jumped into a ravine to
escape. The Russian Ultra Zoanoid came ashore down stream. An
orange and red striped Guyver stood there. The Russian Ultra
Zoanoid said "This can’t be! I must be hallucinating! Theres not
supposed to be any Australian Guyvers!" The Guyver said "I’m no
mere Guyver! I am Aries! God of War!" Three Vibro blades
extended from Aries arm and that was the last thing the Russian
Ultra Zoanoid saw.